Time to take off those rose-tinted spectacles and see horoscopes as they really are, once and for all. The only star sign that is brainy, kind and sensitive is your own – with a few exceptions, all the others are anything but! This book reveals – for the first time ever – the ways astrology has been misinterpreted, and what the stars really have in store for you. None of them escape scrutiny – not unimaginative Aries, embarrassing Leo, tight-fisted Virgo, or miserable Capricorn.
Dietmar Bittrich tears into each sign of the zodiac with impudent humour, explaining why everyone is born under a bad sign: doomed to a dead-end career, fated to be in a lousy relationship …and generally destined to be an out-and-out loser best avoided at all costs.